Rent us!

We love to throw parties!  Got a weird idea for a get together? DROP US A LINE!  Details on space rental below:

Total Rental.

Seating for 100 people across two levels, includes several toilets and a hand-built bar!

We can fit up to 100 inside and another 100 out on the patio. We are happy to host your event any day of the week, but note that we only close the Taproom for an event on one Friday and one Saturday a month, so be sure to reserve early for that Friday or Saturday night function!

Email Stuart@EarthboundBeer.com for availability and pricing.

The Mezzanine.

Our mezzanine allows you to look down on everyone in style!

Our floating mezzanine provides a one-of-a-kind event space for up to 50 people!  It’s a great set-up for office parties, birthday parties, holiday parties, anniversary parties, showers, etc. For rentals and availability email Stuart@EarthboundBeer.com

The Lagering Cellars.

PERFECT for cults!

Yes, we dug over one million pounds of dirt, clay, bones, etc out of some 19th century lagering cellars located 30 feet underneath our brewery. Yes, they are gorgeous. Yes, we’d like to host events down there.  Unfortunately they need some work before they can safely and luxuriously welcome the public. Until then, you can visit them on our tours, held most Saturdays at 2PM and 4PM.

Weddings.

You can’t actually get married in the cellars,
but you can take pictures with your sweetie in them!

Marriage: It’s a contract between you, your sweetie, and the state.  Trust me, I’m a lawyer. 

The wedding industry is a toxic cash grab designed to prey upon your insecurities, and that’s TOTAL BULLSHIT!  

Marriages are about making people pay attention to you, seeing all your friends and the family members you like in a single location, and getting nice kitchen appliances. HOWEVER: What should be a fun party planning experience turns into a horrible foot slog punctuated by recriminations, passive-aggressive behavior and the occasional screaming match. NOT CHILL AT ALL!

Why not give us a thousand dollars, invite your guests and let us do all the work?  Inspired by the Gram Parsons song, we have a thousand dollar wedding package perfect for the unconventional, the unconcerned, and the un-bought-in. 

  • Rental of the full taproom from 7PM-10PM on a Sunday evening (up to 100 guests)
  • Cash bar, our standard bar menu.  Currently, that means beer, wine, and whatever NA options we have on hand.  We’ll bring in ice because we like you. We carry no booze and no mixers. You can run a bar tab for your guests if you want an open bar.
  • Cupcakes from Whisk Bakery. You even get to pick the flavor!
  • Attractive bridal bouquet, boutonniere and micro-arrangements from Flowers to the People. 
  • Bridal party photo shoot in the cellars before the wedding. We can borrow your phone and take a photo of you with it. One of your uncles or friends has a stupid expensive camera, NOW’S THEIR TIME TO SHINE.
  • Bring your own officiant, or if you want, the head brewer will officiate because he’s been ordained by the church of the sub genius. He’s done at least three weddings and they are all still married so he must be pretty good at it.
  • You can DJ or we can DJ, whatever.  We’re trying to make this easy for all parties.

For just ten benjamins you can go from “more-than-roommates” to “married-or-eloped, I guess?” with style, ease and speed! WHAT A DEAL!  

We can throw you a thousand dollar wedding with one week’s notice! WOW! You’ll definitely be the talk of the town with this avant-garde approach to finally getting a Kitchen-Aide!

ACT NOW!  Email Stuart@earthboundbeer.com to get started!

Want a traditional wedding?  We’re probably not a good fit. If you feel you are special, email Stuart@earthboundbeer.com with your ideas and he’ll figure out if we want to host it.

Catering.

We don’t do catering anymore but you can email The Fattened Caf, who do Filipino BBQ popups out of our kitchen. They are affordable and excellent!

PARTY ON, AMERICA