Beer List: December 18-December 24.

We will be open Monday, December 24 from 4PM to Midnite for all you pre-gamers out there!

Tax Evader – Double IPA made with jaggery and a staggering amount of hops. Much smoother than it needs to be. 11.0% ABV.

Pecan Chicory Stout –This medium bodied stout derives much of its bitterness from chicory and its smooth topnotes and aroma from a generous addition of toasted pecans. 6.0% ABV 

Coffee Dunk Basketball Move – Imperial dunkelweizen made with a smooth, rich cold brew coffee from our pals at COMA coffee. 6.8% ABV

Coffee Dead Druid King – HYPE ALERT!  Coffee variant of our annual oak leaf gruit.  WILL BE GONE BY SUNDAY. 7.4% ABV

Krampus Gruit – Hopless beer made with peppermint, chile piquin and elderberries!  HAIL CHRISTMAS SATAN! 6.3% ABV

Lord Beefer, V2– Tax Evader double IPA aged in Pinckney Bend gin barrels. 11.5% ABV

Meteor IPA – Flagship IPA from the brewery least likely to have one.  Complex malty body and relatively subdued American hop profile because we’re ripping off 90s west coast IPAs. 5.1% ABV 

Midnite Mass – The blackest of stouts.  Simultaneously rich and bitter, like the guy that made minecraft. 5.7% ABV

Coffee Basketball Move – Our big ol dunkelweizen, made with COMA coffee this year!  It’s amber, nutty and full-bodied. 6.8% ABV

Saison of the Witch –  It’s a black saison. SPOOOOOOOOKY MAN. 8.0% ABV

Earthbound Blonde – Our flagship blonde, made with cardamom, telicherry pepper and black tea. It’s awesome, trust. 5.1% ABV

Gruit out of Hell –  Just in time for the holidays!  Big-bodied amber colored pale ale, brewed with rosemary and juniper.  It’s woody, piney and perfect for your holiday meals. 7.4% ABVSatellite Gruit –  This hopless beer was brewed in collaboration with Ryan, Satellite’s resident cocktail genius.  Dark, bitter, complex. 5.2% ABV


  • Beer! In cans! Earthbound Blonde, Meteor IPA and Irish Red!
  • $10/4pk, $3 singles.

Guest beers:

  • Seattle Semi-Sweet Cider
  • Stag ($3 pour, for your uncle)


  • James Cabernet, California $8
  • Codice Temperanillo, Spain $8
  • Wilderkrans Chenin blanc, South Africa $8
  • Evolucio Furmint Tokaj, Hungary $8
  • Pamplune Grapefruit Rose, France $8

Non-alcoholic beverages:

  • Coke $2
  • Sprite $2
  • Well-being N/A $5


  • Lapsang Souchong: Smoky black tea, tongue-numbing and perfect $4
  • Peach Ginger: Strong start, long finish.  Just like the 7th game in the NBA finals $4
  • Mash Cranberry Pear: This fruit-infused black tea will bring a little summer to your nose hairs and also your taste buds. $4
  • Keemun:  Mellow and floral black tea.  Folks, it’s a good one! $4