Beer List: October 23-October 28.

Our Fourth Anniversary is Coming Up!

Jeff Goldpeach – It’s like Jeff Goldplum, our tart rosehip and plum gruit, except made with rosehips and peaches.  Peachy keen! 74.4% ABV.

Splash Party Saison –Bewitchingly floral, with tropical heat and a hint of green apple tartness. 7.1% ABV

Irish Red – Malt-forward best-seller with a nice minerality and a crisp finish. 5.3% ABV

Ozark Common – Dark and sour. It’s what moonshiners used to drink! 5.0% ABV

Mahlab ESB Malty and excellent, the pits of St. Lucie cherries gives this beer a delightful baked good aroma. 5.2% ABV

Open Source Brown – Classic brown ale, dry with notes of chocolate (from the malt) and strawberry (from the Belma hops). 5.3% ABV 

Hefeweizen – Traditional hefeweizen for all you dudes whose masculinity is threatened by non-reinheitsgebot beers. Drink up! 4.6% ABV

AIPA – This opera was written by Verdi to commemorate the opening of the Cairo opera house oh wait that’s AIDA.  This AIPA is an American IPA and was made to commemorate you cracking open a couple of cold ones with the boys. 5.0% ABV

Coffee Basketball Move – Our big ol dunkelweizen, made with COMA coffee this year!  It’s amber, nutty and full-bodied. 6.8% ABV

Coffee Midnite Mass –  The blackest of stouts, improved with COMA coffee! It’s intense and roasty, with a huge coffee character. 5.7% ABV

Cardamom Pepper Tea Blonde – Our flagship blonde! It’s awesome, trust. 5.1% ABV

Gruit out of Hell –  Our only pumpkin beer.  Generous helping of beets, sumac, yarrow and chipotle peppers. The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling way down in the valley tonight5.7% ABV

Satellite Gruit –  This hopless beer was brewed in collaboration with Ryan, Satellite’s resident cocktail genius.  Dark, bitter, complex. 5.2% ABV


  • Beer! In cans! Earthbound Blonde, Meteor IPA and Irish Red!
  • $10/4pk, $3 singles.

Guest beers:

  • Seattle Semi-Sweet Cider
  • Stag ($3 pour, for your uncle)


  • James Cabernet, California $8
  • Codice Temperanillo, Spain $8
  • Wilderkrans Chenin blanc, South Africa $8
  • Evolucio Furmint Tokaj, Hungary $8
  • Pamplune Grapefruit Rose, France $8

Non-alcoholic beverages:

  • Coke $2
  • Sprite $2
  • Well-being N/A $5


  • Lapsang Souchong: Smoky black tea, tongue-numbing and perfect $4
  • Peach Ginger: Strong start, long finish.  Just like the 7th game in the NBA finals $4
  • Mash Cranberry Pear: This fruit-infused black tea will bring a little summer to your nose hairs and also your taste buds. $4
  • Keemun:  Mellow and floral black tea.  Folks, it’s a good one! $4